Footy Matter

It was observed at lunch today that, while fans of opposing Aussie Rules football teams can peacefully coexist in public transport and around the city straight after a game, English soccer fans are likely to annihilate each other.

So, English soccer fans are like antimatter, while Melbourne AFL fans are all normal matter and are, in fact, bosons. This would explain why you can pack so many AFL fans into the MCG.

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